normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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