I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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