i don't like sucking hair
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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