I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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