Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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