Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ugly people sure do ruin things
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Pants are for mortals
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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