Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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