did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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