wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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