420 ftw
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The adults are the big ones right?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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