Its about making memories worth repressing
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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