a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
