Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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