im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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