Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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