I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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