I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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