Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
