I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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