I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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