I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
