Having a random hookup so left but love u
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize