Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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