you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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