Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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