is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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