he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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