dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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