So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize