You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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