so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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