Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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