I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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