I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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