Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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