Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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