he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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