Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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