I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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