Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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