I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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