Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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