There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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