I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
where am i from again
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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