Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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