My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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