You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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