Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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