My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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