this beer tastes like vomit already
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
don't judge my taste in strippers
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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