She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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