i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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