I hate your face
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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