yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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