My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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