I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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